Total Medals Earned: 1,776 (From 176 different games.) Total Medal Score: 31,910 Points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (275/275 points)
Medals Earned: 4/19 (35/430 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Medals Earned: 5/6 (60/110 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (95/195 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (70/70 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (45/45 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (85/95 points)
Medals Earned: 44/44 (500/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/115 points)
Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Use the button to create a bridge.
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Make a new friend!
Dispense of the boy.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
Complete the game and survive.
You are even worse than the undead...
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive and save two of your friends.
Survive without getting any friends.
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Unlock half the category groups.
Discover all elements.
Complete the second corridor
Defeat the first enemy
Complete the first corridor
Complete the last corridor
Defeat the last enemy
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
